To the cat in the stairwell, letter 2
It is difficult to maintain an air of civility
When one of us is obviously less caring
In acknowledging his degree of responsibility
For the common area we are sharing
I thought that after my well-worded missive
You would see what you could do
But perhaps you actually thought me permissive
Since, again, you left your fresh catty poo
This second offense is, I hope, the last
(I understand how sometimes, things just occur -
I am not calling you a pain in the ass)
I hope and pray it does not recur
Because if it does (and this is no threat)
I will speak to the building administration
This goes beyond my right to a cigarette
Or your inveterate constipation
Yours truly,
Dean
It is difficult to maintain an air of civility
When one of us is obviously less caring
In acknowledging his degree of responsibility
For the common area we are sharing
I thought that after my well-worded missive
You would see what you could do
But perhaps you actually thought me permissive
Since, again, you left your fresh catty poo
This second offense is, I hope, the last
(I understand how sometimes, things just occur -
I am not calling you a pain in the ass)
I hope and pray it does not recur
Because if it does (and this is no threat)
I will speak to the building administration
This goes beyond my right to a cigarette
Or your inveterate constipation
Yours truly,
Dean
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