stress for less

On my way back from a client meeting in Quezon City, I saw the signage for a gym. I didn't have time to take a picture, but this is what it said:

HI-TENSE GYM! P35 per SESSION!
NO MEMBERSHIP FEE!

Okay. You know, I wouldn't really want to work out in a high tension environment, thank you. Even with free membership.

Oh, but P35 per workout is such a steal.