you must choose

It's been a while since I posted an amusing link.

Here's one - choose:

To be alone for the rest of your life. No romance, no sex partners, no one to snuggle up with in bed, until the day you die.

OR

To be married to someone you absolutely loathe, for the rest of your life, and be unable to leave that relationship.

Make your choice and see what others decided on this and many more scenarios here.